If you have a phone, then you surely must have been at the receiving end of "saar... one credit card... if not for you, then for your wife..." calls. Over time, I have learnt how to politely end the chat with a sweet "thanks. but no thanks". But, if you think sales calls are to have fun, then you must follow what my colleague used to do.

taak and enjai !!!

Conversation 1
Caller : "Sir, You have been selected out of many people to register for our credit card"
He : "Oh really!!!That's wonderful!!! Out of how many people did I win? That's simply superb. I should go and buy a lottery. I think this is my lucky day. Thank you. Bye!!"
click!!!

Conversation 2
Caller : "Sir, would you like to go for our gold credit card? We have fabulous offers like ...."
He : "Madam, would you like to go for our platinum credit card? You don't need to provide any proofs at all. Nice no? And you can get fabulous loans like car loan, cow loan etc."
Caller : "err... Cow loan?"
He : "Yes.. Yes.. We offer loans even if you want to buy a cow, dog, cat, sheep, horse or pig. Also, we ...."
click!!!

Conversation 3
Caller : "Sir, would you like to go for our credit card? We have fabulous offers like ...."
He : "Before all that, I have a query."
Caller : "Sure Sir..."
He : "Select fld_id from contact_master where fld_pid=2000"
Caller : "!!?!??"

Conversation 4
Caller : "Sir, would you like to go for our credit card?"
He : "Well!!! Do you have a violet coloured card?"
Caller : "errr.. Let me check with my manager, Sir.." (brief pause) "No Sir.. We don't have violet, but we have gold coloured card, Sir..."
He : "Gold? No thanks.. You see, I want to have cards of all the colours of the rainbow... I have the rest 6.. this violet no.. I have been searching since long... You really don't have?"
click!!!

Conversation 5
Caller : "Sir, would you like to go for our credit card?"
He : "abba!!! Thank you for calling... Do you do balance transfer from another credit card?"
Caller : "Of course Sir. We do have that option."
He : "That's really wonderful!!! You know... I have received this credit card bill of 75,000.. jeez.. How do they ever expect me to repay that? Will you transfer that balance if I take your card??"
loud click!!!