I am in office early, I am on leave, and so, that doesn't necessitate me to be working. I am reading the newspaper over the internet. I absently open the calculator and do a quick calculation. Oh WoW!! I am over 10000 days old!! Do I take a bow?!!?

And those of you who are feeling guilty of not wishing me on my birthday (28th of March); my words to you are - You are absolutely right in feeling that way!! You are damn right guilty!!!

But a few did indeed, and here are some of them and in no particular order -

• Happy Birthday! Many happy returns of the day! God Bless!
• kut-kut!! party!! party!! party!! party!! party!! party!! party!! party!! party!!
• ee nan mobile nan hatra-ne idre, varsha-varsha-noo ide time-ge wish maadteeno; reminder haakittideeni.. (translation : If I have the same mobile, I will be wishing you same time every year.. I have a reminder set for it)
• Hey buddy, if I am not mistaken it's your bday today...
  
• wish ki baat chod!! party kab hai?!!?
• dude... you rock!! you reached middle-age already?!!?
• so.. what plans???
  
• so I wished.. now you HAVE to invite me for the party...
  
• Came to know late about your birthday man! Having a beer in your name!!