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Posted by Rithish

One of the best lines I've read/heard - "A SQL Query walks into a bar and goes up to two tables, and says 'Mind if I join you?'"

Here is another one - "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

Yeah.. I know... I've got to stop this. Am getting too geek-y nowadays... vok.. One more.. And I promise I'll stop.. 

"The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX"   :-P

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Posted by Rithish

Shailu sends me a quote to my inbox everyday. Sometimes they are humorous, sometimes stale, but most times good.

But today, Shailu did something different. He sent a 10-line quotation, which was more like an essay. One of the most wonderful lines I've enjoyed reading. It will make you laugh, smile, smirk, and nod your head in approval.

So here goes -

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it oepns up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." -- skrehmani Neil Gaiman