One of the best lines I've read/heard - "A SQL Query walks into a bar and goes up to two tables, and says 'Mind if I join you?'"
Here is another one - "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"
Yeah.. I know... I've got to stop this. Am getting too geek-y nowadays... vok.. One more.. And I promise I'll stop..
"The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX" :-P