2222 days... since I started my bachelor days away from home... 2222 days.... since I came down to Bengalooru... 2222 days.... six years and odd.... since I passed out of college... I am growing old... old... is something that my friend likes growing... he isn't getting promoted 'cos he does not look old enough... that cracks me up... really... he is growing other things now... not carrots and tomatoes in the backyard... but on his face, neck and chest... a lot of hair... like King Kong... kings get invited to dance a lot... once I got invited too... not that I am a king... I had to politely decline... 'cos I dance like an elephant... little does she know that... would have trampled her feet to glory... but I dance better than I cook... now you know how good my cooking is... that should dissuade you from accepting my invitations... if I ever invite you that is... I only cook sumptuous food... lots of carbos... and nutrients... and minerals... and what-not... the easiest food a bachelor can make... and have... Maggi of course...

I must be cracking up... that too you must have gathered by now... and concur...